By: Pauly Dangerously
After seeing this, I’m reaching extra deep in the next girl’s pussy just to check if there’s felt up there.
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The thought of a mutant vampire growing inside her made Bella feel all warm and fuzzy inside. And anatomically incorrect, of course.
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I’m going to make a bunch of those and sell them as a total fart silencer and absorption system.
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I have kicked alot of uteri in my day, but I think this one will win my foot.
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I think somebody needs a good talkin’ to about their english muffin antics. Chodin, have a moment?
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I love that ‘Mark Wahlberg Peeing on a Wall’ is considered a ‘Related Post.’
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*gynecologist veers back in seat* Bella: “What is it!? Do I have some strange vampire child growing inside me?” OBGYN: “Look you dumb bitch: guys lie. That dude gave you herpes.”
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In Japan, they believe powdering one of these and sprinkling it in your tea will give you powerful erections.
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